Oh For Sure Socks

Midwestern politeness, now in sock form. These dark green crew socks feature grass-green toes and heels, plus a little container of chip dip with a lone potato chip sticking out. Printed above it? The phrase every Minnesotan, Wisconsinite, and small-talk champion has said a thousand times: “Oh For Sure.”

Made from 70% cotton, 28% polyester, and 2% elastic, they’re soft, breathable, and sturdy enough for grocery runs, backyard BBQs, or politely agreeing to something you absolutely don’t want to do. One size fits most (Men’s 6–11, Women’s 7.5–12), which makes them an easy gift for the regional comedian in your life or a little nod to your own dip-loving heritage.

Soft enough to live in, snarky enough to make a point, these socks deliver comfort with a side of attitude.